How Republicans and Democrats would handle a Zombie Apocalypse

 

Republican representatives would team up with the richest of the rich (.1%) hire a personal army get on a yacht  and head off into the sunset towards a beautiful tropical island not even thinking twice about the (99.9% ). 

        Democrat representatives would on the other hand  be worried about political correctness. They wouldn’t want us to call them Zombies; the politically correct term is, “undead person”. Democrats would work endlessly to pass laws to protect zombie’s rights. 

        So either way, just like now, the (99.9 %) is pretty much on their on. The fact that these are our main two political parties just re-affirms for me that a zombie apocalypse would b a good thing. 

How do you think your political party would handle the Zombie Apocalypse?

Zombie movies I’ve seen in no particular order

 

  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • Dead before Dawn, Dead Alive,
  • Night of the Living Dead-1968
  • Shaun of the Dead, 
  • Zombieland
  • Day of the dead,
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • The Evil Dead
  • Resident Evil:Apocoypse
  • Resident Evil:Extinction
  • Resident Evil:After Life
  • Resident Evil:Retribution 
  • Quarantine
  • Cockey vs. zombies
  • I am Legend
  • The Oasis of the Living Dead
  • Warm Bodies
  • World War Z
  • A little bite zombie
  • The Crazies
  • Return of the living Dead-Rave from the Grave
  • Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Days of Darkness
  • Dead Snow
  • Dead Snow 2
  • Hide and Creep
  • Horror Express
  • I am Omega
  • Return of the living Dead:Nercropols
  • The Grapes of Death
  • Farm
  • Zombie Lake
  • Army of the Dead
  • Bunks
  • Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
  • White Zombie
  • The Last Man on Earth
  • State of Emergency
  • Life after Beth
  • Planet Terror
  • Buck Wild
  • The Demented
  • Mimesis
  • The Terror Experiment
  • Zombie Dearest
  • Zombie Night
  • The Revolting Dead
  • House of the Living Dead
  • Dead Men Walking
  • Horror of Zombies
  • The Dead 2
  • Blood Moon Rising
  • Revelation Trail
  • Fido
  • Cemetery Man
  • Night of the Living Deb
  • Pet Sematary
  • Pet Sematary 2
  • Night of the Living Dead-1990
  • Zombie Apocalypse-2011
  • Survival of the Dead
  • Kill Zombies
  • The Returned
  • The Coed and the Zombie Stoner
  • Germ Z
  • Land of the Dead
  • Day of the Dead-2008
  • Bad Meat
  • The Resort
  • Navy Seals:Battle for New Orleans
  • Train to Busan
  • Book of the Dead
  • Pontypool
  • Doc of the Dead
  • Condemned
  • Zombie Nation 
  • Birth of the Living dead
  • Maggie
  • Pague
  • The Beast Within
  • Extinction
  • The Walking Deceased
  • Silent Night Zombie Night
  • Zombiehood
  • Nostalgic Z 
  • Let there be Zombies
  • The Gate Keeper
  • Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer
  • Biophage
  • Before Dawn
  • Burying the Ex
  • The  Battery
  • Hyrmwood:Road of the Dead
  • How to Kill Zombies
  • Sick:Survive the Night
  • Waste Land
  • Collapse
  • Zombie Apocalypse-2013
  • A Killing Strain
  • Zombie Dawn
  • Night of the Flesh Eaters
  • Dead County
  • The Other Side
  • Attack of the Vegan Zombies
  • Attack of the Herbals
  • What We Become 
  • Horde
  • Anger the Dead
  • Pandemic
  • Living Dead 3
  • Antisocial Dead 
  • Dead Within
  • Re-Kill
  • Rec 4: Apocalypse
  • Gallowwalkers
  • Gangsters Guns and Zombies
  • Contracted
  • Contracted Phase 2
  • The girl with all the Gifts
  • The sound of nothing
  • Life Room
  • Sick:Survive the night
  • Sick
  • Meltdown
  • Clash of the Dead
  • Rising Dead
  • Hell is Full
  • Awaken the Dead
  • Zombies of the Living Dead
  • Platoon of the Dead
  • Zombie Soldier
  • Zoombies
  • Zombie Farm
  • Dead Bite
  • Here Alone

Say yes to Zombies!!!!!

Hey my name is Hollee. I have a degree is Psychology. I’m a mom to a beautiful baby girl. I love zombie movies and I’m not the only one. 120 zombie movies and counting. This is my first blog and on it I plan to talk about zombie culture and why we love it. Go team zombie!!!!

Why I love zombie movies!!!

I love Zombie movies  because they provide a much needed escape from manufactured stress.What is manufactured stress? Manufactured stress examples: getting a speeding ticket,deadlines, getting hit with an over draft fee,unnecessary paperwork, taxes, realizing you can’t afford to save for retirement; as apposed to real stress- being shot at, starvation, being attacked by a wild animals or a zombie!!!! …..Manufactured stress is the price we pay for living in a civilized society but is it worth it?

If a zombie apocalypse were to happen manufactured stress would disappear. We would be left with only real stress, which is a good thing because evolution had prepared our bodies and brain to handle real stress. When we experience stress we have the fight or flight response. Our heart rate increases; our eyes dilate, adrenaline starts pumping and we get ready to run or fight. When we experience manufactured stress we don’t really know what to do. We can’t run from a speeding ticket or beat-up IRS agents. Thats socially unexceptable  We’re stuck with manufactured stress unless something like a zombie apocalypse happens and if you have student loans like me your probably looking forward to one. In zombie movies no one owes tax or has to do paperwork. I can dig it!!!! Bring on the zombie apocalypse!!