How Republicans and Democrats would handle a Zombie Apocalypse


Republican representatives would team up with the richest of the rich (.1%) hire a personal army get on a yacht  and head off into the sunset towards a beautiful tropical island not even thinking twice about the (99.9% ). 

        Democrat representatives would on the other hand  be worried about political correctness. They wouldn’t want us to call them Zombies; the politically correct term is, “undead person”. Democrats would work endlessly to pass laws to protect zombie’s rights. 

        So either way, just like now, the (99.9 %) is pretty much on their on. The fact that these are our main two political parties just re-affirms for me that a zombie apocalypse would b a good thing. 

How do you think your political party would handle the Zombie Apocalypse?


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